I could write it down, and spread it all around

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Breaking Dawn: Part 1

quicksummary:

Edward learns not to have sex on IKEA furniture because that shit is gonna break. Bella remains an expressionless advocate of the extreme pro-life movement and spousal abuse. Some terrible CGI dogs fuck a lot of shit up. A baby-vampire monster eats its way out of Bella’s womb. This is all OK because vampires.

(notquiteblondarewe)

 acurate. no need to see it after reading this.

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